1 Nov
Pretty People Say the UGLIEST Things
photographydesign"I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day" - Linda Evangelista
Funny, with 360 days a year, I'd figure you'd be part of Forbes Top 10 Earners.
"I would rather exercise than read a newspaper" - Kim Alexis
Perhaps someone should have looked into the girls reading abilities...
"I don't always wear underwear. When I'm in the heat, especially, I can't wear it. Like, if I'm wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear?" - Naomi Campbell
Because clearly flowers have some kind of force field similar?
"You start out happy that you have no hips or boobs. All of a sudden you get them, and it feels sloppy. Then just when you start liking them, they start drooping" - Cindy Crawford
One thing I can actually relate to. Not sure what stage I'm at though.
"My husband was just okay looking. I was in labor and I said to him, 'What if she's ugly? You're ugly'" - Beverly Johnson, on the birth of her daughter
I've heard of worse said in the operating room. Homegirl held back.
"I don't remember ever having finished a book" - Bridget Hall Wow. Just Wow.
"It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren't, then I would be a teacher" - Linda Evangelista The educational system is very thankful, I'm sure.
"I tell people my breasts were made in Normandy from butter and creme fraiche" - Laeticia Casta
Mine are explosives a la Katy Perry. Stand back!
"When I model I pretty much go blank. You can't think too much or it just doesn't work" - Paulina Porizkova
All this time I thought smizing took effort!
"I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don't have to speak" - Linda Evangelista
OH Linda, you are full of such gems! Perhaps you should enjoy your time in retirement with a mirror and photographer. I'm sure you'll be happy.
Labels: Model de Jour
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