Trends I'm Ready to See Die

Inspired by the horrid outfits on campus today and a full gallon of haterade, I am ready to share :)

1. Ladies, for the last TIME, leggings are NOT pants
2. If you own hip-hugging jeans circa 2000, please donate them or refurbish in some fashion. Don't pack them up, they're not coming back.
3. Hipster thick frames are cute. Popping out the lenses on your 3D glasses and propping them on your face? Not so much.
4. High-Heeled Hunting/Timberland style boots
5. Lack of effort. Look presentable, not like you were partying all night. It doesn't look cute in class at 9am.
6. Plaid mini skirts. Unless layered in L.A.M.B. fashion, this doesn't work.
7. Clogs. Never an endorser.
8. Thin Eyebrows. I'm definitely not impressed by super thick eyebrows I've seen on the runways, but it's better than thin brows.
9. Women with barrettes in their hair. WHY?
10. Disintegrating rain boots worn with knee socks.

That is all for now. Let my positivity wash over you.
** If this is seen as an excessively negative post or offends anyone, my apologies. Just trying to have a little fun :)

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